circa May 2005: PASTAFARIANISM
"and she noted, through half-interested, invisibly pink eyes, the rising fame of the flying spaghetti monster. 'When will they realize the error in their ways?...No true god of chaos can be spawned from the seed of man. A Goddess will always rein, as she has always reined, despite the thoughts and beliefs of men.' " (quoted from, Revelations in my Pasta, by the inspired artist, VioletnZebra
OCT 26th, 2009: THE FALL OF GEOCITIES!!! The END IS NIGH.
Cloe, our beloved profet (and fellow IPU website/no personal relationship to the Vegnautic sect), was attacked and dismantled, destroyed like so many other prophets and turn of the century websites that came before her. May she rest in peace, and whenever one recalls with nostalgia, the heartful, mornful tones of the dial up modem, we shall remember her words. dee da da do do beee beee beppp crackle crackle crackle.
February 8th, 2012: RESURRECTION
She has returned! Our prophet, in all her original glory.. restored by a miracle and with absolutely no permission granted by the original owner...SHE LIVES ON... CLOE CLOE CLOE
Sadly, the Institute for Unicorn Research, and many others, whose broken links still haunt the internet, are lost, seeminly forever. If anyone knows or can relocate the originals, I would be happy to resurrect them as well.
May She forgive you for your sins and always be within you.
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